Oscar Pastry’s #1 fan
OP81, CI77, MA11, CN15
I like F1+Indycar but I only watch Indycar for my little European boys
The Royston Club’s #1 fan
nico is normal until anyone mentions lewis and then the inner merc winter soldier training activates and he's completely insane abt him. nico gen 2 drivers ult bias is lewis. that's his hyung. that's his world championship oppar. u will never take away the 7x no.1s that lewis won on MDC (mega drivers cvntyfestival).
Oscar: Hang on, I've got a-- off topic. When do you reckon Cars came out?
Logan: 2000.
Alex: No. 2000..... 11.
Logan: No way.
Oscar: 2006. I was five when that movie came out. Ridiculous. 18 years ago.
Logan: Lightning McQueen slapped.
Oscar: He did. I even had the video game Cars. I had everything.
Alex: Did you guys have a crush on the-- on Sally?
Oscar: Who?
Logan: On what?
Alex: [Stammering] On the girl. On the blue Porsche.
Logan: That would be you.
Alex: No, it's not me. No, no no. I just-- I just wanted just to, just to see. Cause you were so young--
Logan: Yeah, but you love a blue Porsche.
Alex: I do.
I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone
“there is only one gender… iguana”
Attached image is a cartoon iguana surfing with a speech bubble
@bunjywunjy this you?
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Why are people confused as to why the Williams cars are struggling?? They’re being held together with duct tape, spit, prayers, and the last bit of James Vowles’ dignity. Like let’s not be shocked they’re shit let’s be grateful they’re fucking running
Alex on Team Torque: What are the odds that you guys go hook up upstairs and then come down and we just talk about it
Oscar: Right now? I’d say a fat zero
Logan: What the fuck? Am I ugly?
Oscar and Alex: *dying*
Logan: Just say it! Just say I’m ugly! What the fuck Oscar
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absolutely wild that alex keeps making insinuations about loscar as if he isn’t the one who has allegations with george made on sky sports
*Oscar and Logan are deep in conversation*
Lando: What are they fighting about?
George: Whether or not they should let Alex watch them fuck
Lando: Which sides are they on?
George: Logan’s on the ‘let him watch’ side, Oscar apparently wants to watch Alex and Logan fuck
Lando: …
Lando: Are they playing rock-paper-scissors?
